Closets Are For Clothes | 9oz Funny Candle, $22
Protect The Dolls | 9oz Funny Candle, $22
The First Pride Was A RIOT! | 9oz Funny Candle, $22
This Is A Safe Space | 9oz Funny Candle, $22
Ho... Ho... Hold The Fuck Up | 9oz Holiday Candle, $22
Jingle Half The Way | 9oz Holiday Candle, $22
Drinkin' Around The Christmas Tree | 9oz Holiday Candle, $22
You Better Watch Out | 9oz Holiday Candle, $22
Sleigh All Day | 9oz Holiday Candle, $22
Hello Seasonal Depression | 9oz Holiday Candle, $22
Merry F'n Stressmas | 9oz Holiday Candle, $22
Ugly Christmas Sweater Contest WINNER | 9oz Holiday Candle, $22
Merry Christmas Ya' Filthy Bitch! | 9oz Holiday Candle, $22
Happy Alcoholidays | 9oz Holiday Candle, $22
Fa La La La | 9oz Holiday Candle, $22
There's Some Ho, Ho, Hos In This House | 9oz Holiday Candle, $22
Hello Darkness | 9oz Seasonal Candle, $22
HalloQueen | 9oz Seasonal Candle, $22
Pumpkin Spice Slut | 9oz Seasonal Candle, $22
Witches Against Bullshit Sweatpants, $50
Witches Against Bullshit Pullover Hoodie, $55
Bitches Against Bullshit Sweatpants, $50
FAFO All Purpose Cleaner Bundle, $27
Getting Paler Everyday | 9oz Seasonal Candle, $22
Bitches Against Bullshit Beanie, $20
Witches Against Bullshit Racerback Tank, $30
Stay Ghost Friends | 9oz Seasonal Candle, $22
Bitches Against Bullshit Hoodie, $55
The Malicious Women Co. Beanie, $20
2026 Misfit Crew Zip-Up Hoodie, $55
