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Frog Mustard Stickers

Kent, WABrand · Paper goods

Frog Mustard started in 2023 with a broken shoulder, a mountain of medical debt, and one extremely questionable business decision. We bought a commercial printer, crammed it into our house, and started making ridiculous bumper stickers. Turns out, the internet has excellent taste in terrible ideas. Today, we've sold more than 150,000 stickers, landed in over 80 stores across the country, and still design, print, and ship our own products right here in Washington. No corporate headquarters. No mystery warehouse. Just two humans, a bunch of printers, and an unreasonable amount of vinyl. Two Idiots. One Sticker business. ALYSSA — THE CREATIVE CHAOS The one responsible for the designs. From community submissions and questionable shower thoughts to the finished artwork, Alyssa turns ridiculous ideas into actual stickers using Illustrator, Photoshop, and Canva. BRIAN — THE GUY RUNNING THE MACHINES A Texas transplant fueled by gas-station jerky and Reese's Take 5s (please sponsor him). Brian keeps the printers running, cuts the vinyl, and makes sure the chaos actually ships. That's it. Just us. Two people doing the creative work, printing, packing, and answering your weird emails.