They Don't Panic When We Die, Only When We Speak Sticker, $4
Forced to Drink Hot Coffee Because I Can't Stand ICE Sticker, $4
Bitches Be Getting Old - Greeting Card, $5.50
You Are Such A Big Dill - Greeting Card, $5.50
This Year Totally Deserves A Punch in The Dick But Happy Birthday - Greeting Card, $5.50
You Repulse Me The Least - Greeting Card, $5.50
Just Wanted To Let You Know That You Are A Shoe But The S is Silent - Greeting Card, $5.50
You Can't Spell Dumb Bitches Without U&I - Greeting Card, $5.50
Big Fan of the Way You Do Things - Greeting Card, $5.50
There's No One Else I'd Rather Scurry Around in the Shadows & Wallow in Same With - Greeting Card, $5.50
You Are My Favorite Bitch to Bitch about Bitches With - Greeting Card, $5.50
Happy Birthday Pickle Slut - Greeting Card, $5.50
Dumpster Sibling - Greeting Card, $5.50
If You Were Looking For A Sign to Be a Little Slut - Greeting Card, $5.50
Birthday Checklist - Greeting Card, $5.50
Don’t Be a Richard Keychain, $12
Boobies Make Me Smile Keychain, $12
The Curbs Ain’t Gonna Hit Themselves Keychain, $12
Rather Be Rotting Keychain, $12
Here to Lollygag Keychain, $12
Fuck Money, Hit Bitches Keychain, $12
A Curb Hates to See Me Coming Keychain, $12
Doing My Absolute Fucking Best Sticker, $4
What the Actual Fuck? Sticker, $4
I Don't Cook, But I Do Like to Stir the Pot Sticker, $4
Bougie But Broke Sticker, $4
My Mouth Won't Say It, But My Face Sure Will Sticker, $4
If You Need Me, Please Reconsider Sticker, $4
I Put the Bitch in Obituary Sticker, $4
Keep Your Head Higher & Your Middle Finger Higher Sticker, $4
