MomentsHaveYouPortland, ORBrand · Retailer · Gift shopChris's StuffFind similarColorful Fun Cocktail Napkins$5.95StyleA Day Without Wine Is Like... Just Kidding. I Have no Idea.Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body.Did you know that 3 glasses of wine can reduce your risk of giving a shit?Exercise makes you look better naked. So does wine. Your choice.Fun fact if you refill a wine glass before it's empty it still counts as one drinkHousework won't kill you but why take the chance?It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.I'm having people over to stare at their phones later. If you want to come by.I came. I saw. I forgot what I was doing. I left.I'm outdoorsy I drink wine on the patio napkins.Isn't it weird being the same age as old people?I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes.If cats could text you back they wouldn't.My Doctor Says I Need GlassesTime for my Juice CleanseThis Wine Is Making Me AwesomeYou drink too much You cuss too muchWine Is Like Duct Tape It Fixes Everything1Stocked at 1MomentsHaveYouPortland, ORBrand · Retailer · Gift shop$5.95Comments 0Loading comments…
Comments 0
Loading comments…